He died for us so we could live.

He took away all our sins.

On the third day he did rise.

Everyone run and close your eyes!

It’s not love He wants, but something very strange.

Zombie Jesus comes begging for your brains!


While you were Gone


These curtains are ugly,

their color is very blah.

So I quickly pull them down,

and start to tear them apart.


Next are the pillows;

very outdated and flat.

So I quickly tug them down,

and start to tear them apart.


This vase is quite atrocious,

so boring and so plan.

So I quickly push it down,

and watch as it falls apart.



I feel a tingling sensation,

deep with my heart.

I let go of the old shoe I was remodeling,

and head toward the door.


In comes my human,

and I can see he’s quite upset.

But at the sight of my eagerness,

he bends down to rub my fur.